CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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