My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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