He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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