Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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