Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
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