I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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