just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Im part way to drunk.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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