did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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