he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize