Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
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