dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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