grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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