I wanna bring you to show and tell
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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