i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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