Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
The uberlube is also flammable
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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