our cab driver is having phone sex.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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