we have pet lesbian snakes
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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