Is it because I queefed?
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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