What did we do last night that was yellow?
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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