I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Randomize
