I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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