He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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