So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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