was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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