Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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