Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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