Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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