so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
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