Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I supernannyed him into submission
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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