I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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