i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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