their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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