how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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