I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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