there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
why do cheetos always look like penises
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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