just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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