I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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