so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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