If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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