she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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