he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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