I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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