i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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