yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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