Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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