We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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