i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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