do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
My Sexting was not on an AP level
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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