You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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