He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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