dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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