Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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