what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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