I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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