Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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